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Comments (0) 12.22.2010
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Fix Flawed Internet Process, Weddle Says

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010

My boss Bill Warren is a hilarious cat who has been in the online recruitment space longer than ANYONE (it’s a fact). Seriously, right after Todd at ERE wrote the “Fix Flawed Dot-jobs Process, Weddle Says” post in October Bill wrote this hilarious parody and sent it out to the staff here at DirectEmployers.

It’s amazing what experience and just basic common sense allows a person to see.

Enjoy,
Chad

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Peter,

I’m glad you and your cronies weren’t around to “protect” newspapers when we launched Online Career Center in 1992. It’s ironic that the .JOBS Charter Compliance Coalition consists of the same folks who danced on the graves of newspapers when the Internet was coming to fruition.

Your pal,
Bill Warren

Here is what Todd Raphael’s column would have looked like in 1992:

ERE News and Features
Fix Flawed Internet Process, Weddle Says

By: Todd Raphael

Oct 26, 1992, 4:13 pm ET

IAEWS Peter Weddle a recruiter-consultant-author who heads up an association of people who run newspapers said today that the “process was flawed” — a reference to the ongoing saga of the Internet. He announced that the body that regulates the Internet is part way through a period in which it’s reconsidering its recent decision to take an expansive view of how the Internet can be used.

Speaking here in Hollywood, Florida at a meeting, Weddle said he has high regard for the organizations on the other side of this issue but that he and his allies such as the Newspaper Association of America, the American Society of Association Executives, and the American Staffing Association believe “this whole exercise is flawed.”

In his conference session — “The Truth About the Internet Affair” — Weddle said the following are myths about the proposal to expand the Internet beyond its original use, which was to be used only for email:

• “This is good for employers.” If that’s true, Weddle asks, why is the U.S. Chamber of Commerce opposed to it? (Without mentioning that the 350,000 member world-wide HR sponsoring association conducted an extensive Council review and a valid survey in which the Internet expansion was overwhelmingly approved by employers).

• “This is good for veterans.” But, he says lining up against the proposal is the Veterans of Foreign Wars, and other military hiring organizations. (Without mentioning that the VFW minimally sponsors Vetjobs.com and other Military hiring organizations are for it).

• “This won’t violate trademarks.” Weddle says the European Trademark Owners Association opposes the proposal. Weddle gives an example also of NativeAmericanJobs, a small newspaper that he says has spent a decade building its brand. In the last four or five months it has begun to be confused with the new NativeAmerican, which is an entirely different newspaper.

• “This is just a U.S. issue.” Weddle notes that non-U.S. newspapers and newspapers in China, Japan, Australia, and Europe are all opposed.

• “This is only a problem for for-profit companies.” Weddle says non-profits are all on his side.

• “This is an issue for niche newspapers that can’t compete.“ The New York Times, Wall Street Journal, Chicago Tribune, and Los Angeles Times are all opposed”, he says.

Weddle announced that the Internet Governance Committee is midway through a 90-day window in which it’s reconsidering its decision. He argues: 1) The Internet shouldn’t be used for purposes that were never intended, and that the original charter was for the Internet to be used for email only; 2) The process thus far offers little hope that future expansion will be fair; 3) And, as mentioned, trademark rights aren’t being respected.

The Internet Governance Committee could change its mind during its reconsideration period. Or, it could merely announce that it’s thinking of changing its mind, and open the decision back up for further review. (There is one other option which I don’t dare mention).

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ROTFL, that’s just good clean fun ;o)

 
Comments (1) 11.24.2009
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LinkedIn Video Humor

Tuesday, November 24th, 2009

Do I think LinkedIn is a wasteland or desert? NO, but you’ve got to agree it’s funny.

 
Comments (0) 10.29.2009
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Jobs are free – humor

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

Okay so I had a few minutes of fun with xtranormal a really cool text to movie site.. It’s easy and a blast!

This is my “Jobs are FREE” attempt at comedy ;o)

 
Comments (6) 09.22.2009
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My rant on PRIVILEGE

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009

We have all noticed HUGE changes in workforce dynamics over the years comparing generation to generation. Well here’s a little story, hiding a rather large rant, I thought I would share.

I was having dinner with a group of friends back in March and as the discussion turned away from the failing job market and toward the Broadway aspiring wait staff, who were singing their hearts out while waiting and serving, at Ellen’s Stardust Diner in Manhattan. Then out of the blue a tag-along, out-of-work, 20-something parasite nephew remarked “I would never take a job in the food industry”. You could’ve heard a pin drop as everyone at the table directed their attention to the naive remark, while I calmly mustered all of my insight and wisdom to ask “ummm why?

Privileged Nephew’s answer was “I just told myself that I would never work in the food service industry”, translation… “I’m too good for that kind of work”… Hmmmm, well next to the spoiled brat nephew his Uncle sat in bewilderment. Why? Because his Uncle, an international lawyer and former White House staffer, used to wash dishes and perform many other tasks in his father’s diner while growing up and even while attending Law School. Now interestingly enough that same path is not good enough for his nephew who apparently had everything handed to him on a silver platter..

This story is not far away from many I have seen over the past 15, or so, years. High School and College kids “rollin” in their dad’s Mercedes without a care in the world or maybe sporting the newest iPhone 3Gs to cope with their new Twitter fix… Common parental response? “I give it to Johnny to keep track of him” Really, the (insert newest, most expensive mobile device here) is for tracking purposes ..

Is that your final answer?

We’ve become a society of privilege and abundance where certain types of work and lifestyle is “beneath” us and not worthy of our time. I believe this all started back when parents wanted to “start giving my kids a better life than I had.” I find that absurd, because that childhood of hard work, discipline and fear of not pleasing our parents made us all into what we are today.. Successful.. and we want to take that AWAY from our kids?

Do we believe spoon feeding little Johnny will make him into a better person? Or will it set him up for ultimate failure. Case in point, in top colleges across the nation today the term helicopter parent is commonly used for parents that “hover” and make all decisions for their kids throughout their time at the University. Even to the point where the parents are negotiating their kid’s salary and benefits at their very first job out of college. No, seriously this is happening and has been happening for years. Millennials are staying home longer and going to school at colleges closer to home now more than ever.

Xers wanted to get out and make a name for themselves while the millennials are trying feverishly to reattach the cord.

How can we expect a strong economy and future when we’re raising privileged weaklings?

**Note to self: Submit yourself for drama award if ranting continues.

 
Comments (0) 06.11.2009
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The year the media died

Thursday, June 11th, 2009

While sitting back and enjoying your morning cup of joe, take a few minutes and watch Terry Kawaja‘s “Madison Avenue Blues“..

It is HILARIOUS!!!

Thanks John